Saturday, November 14, 2009

Well, C'mon Down! Gov: It's a New Car!

Toyota Suprisingly Posts Profit After Three Consecutive Losing Quarters



C’mon Down! Gov. A New Car!


Finally, here’s something really simple the vast numbers of unbelievers can surely chew on.

If you make around fifty big ones (yeah, right) and I’m including the foot soldiering tax collectors themselves, take a look at your last pay stub and consider the year’s not even over yet.

Count Canada pension, employment taxes (yours), and income tax. You count all three cruellest of cuts, because anything the government takes from you without your permission is a tax, can we all agree on that, class?.... No?... You have a question, unionized State educator.... well just hold that thought for now.

Providing you are not legitimately waylaid or a slug, the only way government is most commonly going to ever give you any of your earnings back, is when you are well into the over-time of life.

Now, no matter what ‘stats.’ tell you, your eyeballs sometimes speak volumes more. A heck of a lot of the taxed part- time vertically hunched, around you, are not going to be around at even age sixty five, never mind seventy and seventy five.

Increasingly, there are really creepy do-gooder government friendly socialists, hoping to help nature increase the odds of speeding your timely demise as well. Now, if only they would just throw themselves in the fire first, there would (never was) a cry of great burdens from anyone else.

So, take that tick inducing amount from your ironically labelled ‘stub’ and just add one more of the other empowered (no shit) ‘one-state’/‘one tax payer’ costs for living such as HST, GST, PST, property rent- sized tax, health or ‘prosperity’ taxes, shirt on your back clothing tax, pay back the debt tax, transportation tax, gas tax, ‘benefit’ taxes, ear mark tax, energy tax, sin taxes, lottery taxes on the destitute, toilet flush tax, etc. etc. etc.

(In Ontario, don’t forget the Premiere considers it his (successful) ‘duty’ to find more and more ways to increase government wind falls, without calling them taxes.. .. I digress, but don’t stop me now...I’m on a roll!)

Anyway, so when you add that one ‘group’ of taxes together you have enough money taken, to buy the government intential blur.... A New Car! 

You’re in the biggest majority income group...and you can barely put food on the table without help, or robbing a bank. You can barely keep up with the high energy costs created by government neglect over the years and political correctness and taxes of the present.

Don’t even dream of the many normal things you would like to do like raise the kids yourself as opposed to the socialist government family or ‘village’.

But, and a honking suffocating government big butt, here you are paying for a new car (equivalent) for the State... year- in and... year- out.... not just an fffing one- off, on the Oprah pony show for the socialist affluent.

Throw in a few more tax donations to the union, administration, and political cause of  the government's actual make-up, in- itself, and friendly fire unlabeled but effectively government stamped (regulated) costs of doing anything from house repairs to communication service purchases from political licence rewarded communication czars... in exchange for lobbying ( read main stream political party donating) sorry, I digress again............ and you are buying the government much more.

Throw in a few more timbit taxes and you are buying the State add-ons, year- in and year- out. You’re buying them big screen televisions, latest tech equipment, black berrys, office software off the rack, whirl pools etc.

Take a look at your family and look what you have year after year except increasing debt!

Two points (of lies).

1) I thought big business and big banks were supposed to fund all these socialist pie in the sky programs, not the low and medium wage earners and their children. That's what liberal and democrat parties have been telling us since freebees were first thought to be easy pickings by Marx and his worshiping by acadamia. 

Well, earth to budding new socialists, the buck has no political friends or enemies, doesn’t go anywhere with out being paid for and doesn't hang around in business just to be taken.

2) That any universal entitlement offered by a political party to get them elected is free, or is not a poison pill ready to dissolve horribly later if not sooner. We’re just suffering the results of long ago stupid decisions on socialist education, socialist health-‘care’, wrongly subsidized energy costs, and complete capitulation to Marxist oxymoron financial advisors and environmentalist fanatics to name but a few. What happens to costs we are incurring today on our children and grandchildren.

By the way, just some inside poop... Marxists don’t care about, or even like kids, especially babies. New kids spoil their logically numbered utopian days of their fantasy ideology, which is why they want to bust up your family, and your values leaving you penniless in the process, and wouldn’t you know it. this would be the one thing the government actually knows, how to.

Finally, let's review the short list of bad guys one more time and their mutually supported perverted member club under one banner of enslaving oxymoron, 'liberalism':

The pro-abortion industry, the judicial oxymoron activists, the entertainment industry on the whole, MSM, unions, and their State supplied preferential treatment, rabid Christian haters, the 'celebrated' sexually obsessed and perverse, child innocence destroyers, those who want your family broken up, those who believe the State knows best on how to educate your children and conform them to political correctness, except high- up politicians who always send their kids to private school while accepting loads of aid from teacher unions, those who believe in total government intervention on pretty much anything including unwarranted 'special' protections and privileges, those who actually have faith in the government pulling all the strings, unprincipled coorporations who actively support leftist causes, (the ones that would sell the rope for the rabble to hang the capitalists with.

Paul Gordon

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

ObumRnation Game Board Flip Cards

I couldn't upload the acutual images of the cards for some reason, but here is the content of the Game Flip Cards. If you request them in a comment I can email them as an attachement.

Bright Idea Card
You promise no more nuclear electrical generating stations.
Anyone landing on utilities square now pays 100 times the roll of the dice

Bright Idea Card
You release all terrorists from club get mo
-Players all scream for their lives and fall down game over


Bright Idea Card
You disavow your nation of birth, your birth family, religion, communist mentors and make up a whole new past.
Start past go and when you pretend to lose count on a roll never start where you actually were

Bright Idea Card
Endear yourself to the Emergency Services personnel by using them in a photo op with a race baiting maniac educator over a brewsky to make you look good.
Pretend you just won the political capital community chest and think of what you can do with it all.

Bright Idea Card
What Do You Get When you suck up and apologize to all the world’s bad guy bullies? A dictatorshit with a pin to burst your bubble.
Set back American defence and foreign policy 6 turns.

Bright Idea Card
No one in the State who teaches your kids can stop worshiping ObumR with song and rhyme no less.
Be very afraid...try and leave game without being noticed

Bright Idea Card
’No young couple should be burdened with a baby’
-allow undocumented players into game.. give lots of cash flow from tax pot... add $1k to tax pot for H. Care paid abortions and depression treatment

Bright Idea Card
You pick all your White House no one heard of czars from Marxist loonies and put a gay activist in charge of safe schools
All players divide their rolls by half for the rest of game for societal burden and mental anguish

Bright Idea Card
You rewrite the Constitution with total opposite intentions
-the leading loser in the game gets to change the official rules at this point.

Bright Idea Card
The Nation is needing more births to sustain the population.
-Get ‘paid’ advice from Planned Parent- hoods
Master planner or just stuck on stupid..Winning player must exchange assets with worst loser

Bright Idea Card
Have taxpayers pay for every cause, entertainers and the left won’t, up to charitable- suicide...except Kenya and the rest of Africa that the previous hated administration so generously gave.
You become Banker for the rest of the game

Bright Idea Card
Make friends with finicky terrorists and Hollyweird Jews, as opposed to acutal religious Jews for popularity, while making enemies with Israel
-Watch out for many more bomb craters and politically correct military deaths on Iraqi desert properties

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
Explosive military situation arises
-Step out to buy a pack of smokes...don’t forget your I.D.

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
Offer taxpayers cash for clunkers
-everyone adds another 1k to the tax payers pot.

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
The economy is tanking, ACORN nuts have been helping themselves to the tax pot. Bring in trusted consultants outside of your office of Marxist Czars, George Looney, Michael Moron, Sorrows, Sharkton, NAMBLA etc. all the usual leftist suspects

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
Haven’t Partied Since the Weekend.
Flip-up the White House Garage Door and Fire up the Barby
- Send for the Hollyweird clowns All players take a break ..smoke em if you got em.

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
Get a head start on Presidential end term pardons. Hand out political keep out of jail cards now to B. Panthers, Acorn associates, assorted tricksters and fraudsters.
All political people of aid and interest get lifetime get out of jail cards

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
Have your press secretary giggle off all serious questions, and get serious over the ridiculous..ridicule any media press not ideological butt kissing your personality -friendly extreme positions.
All players take a second look at game progression

Check back... will probably add more..there's no shortage of material in Obama's five year plan over one year in the worst possible time to jump off a cliff.