ObumRnation Game Board Flip Cards

I couldn't upload the acutual images of the cards for some reason, but here is the content of the Game Flip Cards. If you request them in a comment I can email them as an attachement.

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You promise no more nuclear electrical generating stations.
Anyone landing on utilities square now pays 100 times the roll of the dice

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You release all terrorists from club get mo
-Players all scream for their lives and fall down game over


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You disavow your nation of birth, your birth family, religion, communist mentors and make up a whole new past.
Start past go and when you pretend to lose count on a roll never start where you actually were

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Endear yourself to the Emergency Services personnel by using them in a photo op with a race baiting maniac educator over a brewsky to make you look good.
Pretend you just won the political capital community chest and think of what you can do with it all.

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What Do You Get When you suck up and apologize to all the world’s bad guy bullies? A dictatorshit with a pin to burst your bubble.
Set back American defence and foreign policy 6 turns.

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No one in the State who teaches your kids can stop worshiping ObumR with song and rhyme no less.
Be very afraid...try and leave game without being noticed

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’No young couple should be burdened with a baby’
-allow undocumented players into game.. give lots of cash flow from tax pot... add $1k to tax pot for H. Care paid abortions and depression treatment

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You pick all your White House no one heard of czars from Marxist loonies and put a gay activist in charge of safe schools
All players divide their rolls by half for the rest of game for societal burden and mental anguish

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You rewrite the Constitution with total opposite intentions
-the leading loser in the game gets to change the official rules at this point.

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The Nation is needing more births to sustain the population.
-Get ‘paid’ advice from Planned Parent- hoods
Master planner or just stuck on stupid..Winning player must exchange assets with worst loser

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Have taxpayers pay for every cause, entertainers and the left won’t, up to charitable- suicide...except Kenya and the rest of Africa that the previous hated administration so generously gave.
You become Banker for the rest of the game

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Make friends with finicky terrorists and Hollyweird Jews, as opposed to acutal religious Jews for popularity, while making enemies with Israel
-Watch out for many more bomb craters and politically correct military deaths on Iraqi desert properties

TAKING CARE OF (IT’S ALL MINE) BUSINESS CARDS
Explosive military situation arises
-Step out to buy a pack of smokes...don’t forget your I.D.

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Offer taxpayers cash for clunkers
-everyone adds another 1k to the tax payers pot.

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The economy is tanking, ACORN nuts have been helping themselves to the tax pot. Bring in trusted consultants outside of your office of Marxist Czars, George Looney, Michael Moron, Sorrows, Sharkton, NAMBLA etc. all the usual leftist suspects

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Haven’t Partied Since the Weekend.
Flip-up the White House Garage Door and Fire up the Barby
- Send for the Hollyweird clowns All players take a break ..smoke em if you got em.

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Get a head start on Presidential end term pardons. Hand out political keep out of jail cards now to B. Panthers, Acorn associates, assorted tricksters and fraudsters.
All political people of aid and interest get lifetime get out of jail cards

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Have your press secretary giggle off all serious questions, and get serious over the ridiculous..ridicule any media press not ideological butt kissing your personality -friendly extreme positions.
All players take a second look at game progression

Check back... will probably add more..there's no shortage of material in Obama's five year plan over one year in the worst possible time to jump off a cliff.