SOTU Or Prayer of St. Obama

SOTU: Self Prayer of St. Barry


When you think of great moments in history think of me,

The purest of pure, if that can be said ......politically.

I will make pro-lifers, pro-death eventually,

With your support I can do stuff like that easily.



Like Chris Matthews, you won’t know such an a..hole could be black,

I will pervert our armed forces in the sa..ah...ack.



When you have problems with your kids think of me,

I put a homo pedophile lover in charge of school security.

Oh, where there is hope, I will change it to despair,

With socialism there is little chance of future repair.



Forget about sound economics and all that’s fair,

I can make money disappear and elsewhere, re-appear,

We will borrow commie bucks from the top and out their rear

So union and corporate lib allies will never have anything to fear.



Oh bring me the healthy, wealthy, and all that are ill

They’ll be treated universally substandard..ly

Like Socialist England, and Canada, no one will be saved or cured too hastily..e..eee



O give me the Nobel prizes for peace

And not just because, but for this reason

Pelozi is going to freeze the military to levels of treason



I have already set the prisoners all free,

Killer terrorists have promised good boys that they’ll all be.

Who needs a stinking Constitution

No Marxist revolution has ever had one

What's Up With That! Headline Grabbers

Obama proclaims, “The buck stops here!” { We must be funny up here in Canada and merry ole England because that statement is only half completed. The other half is supposed to be, -“ so I hereby tender my resignation”. Left unfinished it says, “So, tuff timbits...now you are all supposed to shut up. I’m giving myself as many strikes as I want, but just think better of me for at least calling my own swings where the ball never went anywhere ”}

Lawmaker carries a non-person foetus for two homosexuals. { Justice should be over the age of 18 and blind. Yup, homo-sex, sure is normal and natural ain’t it? Just curious...is the pregnant one in this sordid threesome a woman? Gee I wonder if they’re ‘hopping’ for a poor boy. So glad to see Coulter slapping us back to reality, by calling them faggots again, I was beginning to believe some of the poop on a penis, about them, it’s so thick these days. So much ado about so weird a perversion}

Late Night Comedians Not Funny Anymore. {You can only make so many jokes to the commie choir before even doper laugh tracks still don’t quite do it for ya}

Europe to increase traffic fines in the tens of thousands. { It’s the last frontier in “No new taxes” Stalinist semantics, to pay for socialist programs, ( and no flies on Premier McGuinty in that department.) No new taxes....but to quote Clint Eastwood, “ Am, I wrong, or are they trying to bust my balls here?”}

Underwear Bomber Strikes Air Flight.. { Sorry, Charlie Muhammad, it still burns our ass more and firstly, that political correctness, for as much as it punishes old ladies, babies (see above) and small children, still lets you zombies on planes, but for governing liberal misplaced supersized guilt trips. Nice poetic ending though, to a Bugs Bunny warned, and justified Muhammad peace loving.. head chopper}

Speaking of B.B., Hairy Weed proclaims that, nice Negro Obama can speak Negro (where’s the think police on what he was reeehally thinking) when we want him to, and can win Democrats a hefty majority. {But that’s okay by political lightening swift ObumR, who never let an insult to all American Blacks get in the way of his leading the long and real- deal, bigoted party, and certainly not interfere with his being President, but for that party of using bigots.}

Canada facing polar bear overpopulation { Perfect...   the global warmers are a lone again naturally, I wish they would visit a near by tower. I have one next door not being used if they want a GPS setting. Did you know you can get that song in a ringtone....sure way to make new friends and be the life of the party.

As for bears, you know I really couldn't care or less if they were greatly lower in numbers and confined inside high fences. Pet pit bulls and other dogs get less respect in Ontario where they are (supposedly) banned. However, families of loved ones who have been mauled alive by the king of the North American woods, and there is a number of them, might be a little more of the 'for' side of such a debate. Of course, in North America we reserve our greatest respect and fondness for those people and/or animals who kill us the most. Sweet.  

Paul Gordon

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