Iran’s Feb. 11 Telling Blow Announcement Leaked
Admadinejad’s telling blow was leaked to the free world ahead of schedule and was responded with immediate laughter from political centres around the world.
Long looked up to by many of the most beauty- challenged people in world, Mid-east Muslim revolutionary leaders pioneered the mysterious art of appealing to the sympathies of the homely.
Basement contained leftists, and news media nerds throughout the liberal world were empowered when Yadda Yadda Yassar Arafat set the ugly free, by becoming famous.
Blowing up innocent women and children never stood a chance in blocking the way of a Nobel Peace Prize for raising the ugly to the world stage by any means.
Numerous turban topped red checkered long range giant missiles, slangy referred to as the ugly stick, will be launched high over major urban centres of the world, where taxed weary line-ups are famous for forming, over anything, free.
The missiles will be gently blown apart at high altitudes releasing millions of Ali, Ali. Ak bars free. The mint flavoured chocky textured bars are expected to be consumed handily by those who play roulette daily with Dollar Store Red-Chinese knock off bars.
Upon consumption of these green bars, citizens of all ages and sexes of the free world (as opposed to citizens of chicken poop Iranian lunatics who shoot innocent teenage protestors from a few thousand safe yards away) will have half their natural chins, drop instantaneously from their faces. Tuffs of multi-coloured coyote type hair patches will sprout from all parts of the bodies, and they will develop a side effect of glassy eyes that are never able to look in the direction their mouth is talking.
That peaceful Muslim National leader, and his, hearts aplenty, I a tole ya sidekick.. from that peaceful Islamic Country....of...of (well the name escapes me but you know the guy... and Country don’t you), confirmed all of this, so as not to have any harm wished upon America.
Not to label a whole religion based on one blood thirsty nuts-o of a human child pedophile, (long desert temp. sand contaminate), but how else can we tell the Jesus freaks and the Muhammad freaks apart.. They do have so much in common as the atheists keep telling us.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Wanted: Slick Politicians...By All Main Parties
Wanted: Slick Politicians.. By All Main Parties
• Experience and homosexuality preferred, but celebrity, or prominent head-shaven ugly activist can go the distance for this position.
• Expectations: Must be able to shut the Hell up on all issues except those favoured by our opponents and heel immediately on call.
• All ‘pay you later, alligator’ socialist programs are always a hit, but that is only on a need to know basis on your level. Don’t screw up the only thing that buys us elections, erases memories and makes the scary masses think with the little pocket.
• Must be able to drop any and all ideals as should need not be even be stated
• Any religious affiliation will only be considered as an asset during campaigning, after which Catholic beliefs, especially, will be considered enemies of all party policy and you will be expected to attack the heart of Catholicism as such (make something up, but sound sincere and like totally indignant, dude)
• The leader’s personal professional cool-aid fuelled populist staff will make all statements official or otherwise, from the least significant to the latest hot button fad.
• Talking points for the day will be sent out simultaneously to our party friendly, independent news groups, brain dead entertainers, and you, as our background mumbler blurbers. Any questions on any talking points, action plans, or requests for logical explanations are to be deferred indefinitely, if it is not possible to outright ignore them.
• You will be allowed to do little favours for mom and pop constituent if it can be proven to up the party vote count by word of mouth, and that you will be expected to chart. Likewise, you will be expected to do these favours if an issue is made of non-assistance that will publicly hurt the party. But that’s it! (Refer back to 1st expectation.)
• Smoke em if you got em... just be there on those tough votes and do exactly as we say.
• Sweetest of excellent benefits up to, and including post career honorary corporate directorships, not to mention secret allied foreign country pay-offs and foundation donations.
• Absolute job security for duration of elected term (barring any real serious criminal conviction).
• We’re your liberal and conservative parties of the day, and we’re both so bad, we’ll always get re-elected because you always get sick of our cocky selves eventually.
Tired of tossing the same bums out and seeing their same flakey hand picked hip- pocket... activist judges.
Vote pro family, free speech conservative, or independent anyone.
Paul Gordon
irishrus.blogspot.com
• Experience and homosexuality preferred, but celebrity, or prominent head-shaven ugly activist can go the distance for this position.
• Expectations: Must be able to shut the Hell up on all issues except those favoured by our opponents and heel immediately on call.
• All ‘pay you later, alligator’ socialist programs are always a hit, but that is only on a need to know basis on your level. Don’t screw up the only thing that buys us elections, erases memories and makes the scary masses think with the little pocket.
• Must be able to drop any and all ideals as should need not be even be stated
• Any religious affiliation will only be considered as an asset during campaigning, after which Catholic beliefs, especially, will be considered enemies of all party policy and you will be expected to attack the heart of Catholicism as such (make something up, but sound sincere and like totally indignant, dude)
• The leader’s personal professional cool-aid fuelled populist staff will make all statements official or otherwise, from the least significant to the latest hot button fad.
• Talking points for the day will be sent out simultaneously to our party friendly, independent news groups, brain dead entertainers, and you, as our background mumbler blurbers. Any questions on any talking points, action plans, or requests for logical explanations are to be deferred indefinitely, if it is not possible to outright ignore them.
• You will be allowed to do little favours for mom and pop constituent if it can be proven to up the party vote count by word of mouth, and that you will be expected to chart. Likewise, you will be expected to do these favours if an issue is made of non-assistance that will publicly hurt the party. But that’s it! (Refer back to 1st expectation.)
• Smoke em if you got em... just be there on those tough votes and do exactly as we say.
• Sweetest of excellent benefits up to, and including post career honorary corporate directorships, not to mention secret allied foreign country pay-offs and foundation donations.
• Absolute job security for duration of elected term (barring any real serious criminal conviction).
• We’re your liberal and conservative parties of the day, and we’re both so bad, we’ll always get re-elected because you always get sick of our cocky selves eventually.
Tired of tossing the same bums out and seeing their same flakey hand picked hip- pocket... activist judges.
Vote pro family, free speech conservative, or independent anyone.
Paul Gordon
irishrus.blogspot.com
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