Iran's Feb. 11 Telling Blow Announcement Leaked

Iran’s Feb. 11 Telling Blow Announcement Leaked


Admadinejad’s telling blow was leaked to the free world ahead of schedule and was responded with immediate laughter from political centres around the world.

Long looked up to by many of the most beauty- challenged people in world, Mid-east Muslim revolutionary leaders pioneered the mysterious art of appealing to the sympathies of the homely.

Basement contained leftists, and news media nerds throughout the liberal world were empowered when Yadda Yadda Yassar Arafat set the ugly free, by becoming famous.

Blowing up innocent women and children never stood a chance in blocking the way of a Nobel Peace Prize for raising the ugly to the world stage by any means.

Numerous turban topped red checkered long range giant missiles, slangy referred to as the ugly stick, will be launched high over major urban centres of the world, where taxed weary line-ups are famous for forming, over anything, free.

The missiles will be gently blown apart at high altitudes releasing millions of Ali, Ali. Ak bars free. The mint flavoured chocky textured bars are expected to be consumed handily by those who play roulette daily with Dollar Store Red-Chinese knock off bars.

Upon consumption of these green bars, citizens of all ages and sexes of the free world (as opposed to citizens of chicken poop Iranian lunatics who shoot innocent teenage protestors from a few thousand safe yards away) will have half their natural chins, drop instantaneously from their faces. Tuffs of multi-coloured coyote type hair patches will sprout from all parts of the bodies, and they will develop a side effect of glassy eyes that are never able to look in the direction their mouth is talking.

That peaceful Muslim National leader, and his, hearts aplenty, I a tole ya sidekick.. from that peaceful Islamic Country....of...of (well the name escapes me but you know the guy... and Country don’t you), confirmed all of this, so as not to have any harm wished upon America.

Not to label a whole religion based on one blood thirsty nuts-o of a human child pedophile, (long desert temp. sand contaminate), but how else can we tell the Jesus freaks and the Muhammad freaks apart.. They do have so much in common as the atheists keep telling us.