The Twelve Days of Socialist Christmas

Twelve Days of Socialist Christmas




On the first day of Christmas my socialist gov. took from me

a fridge with freon that uses too much electricity.



On the second day of Christmas my socialist gov. gave to me

an airport search with a brand new latex glove

-and took away a fridge that uses too much electricity



On the third day of Christmas our socialist gov. offered us

a real good job if I could speak French as plain as plain can be

-gave me an airport search

- and took my fridge that uses too much electricity



On the fourth day of Christmas our socialist gov. gave to us

a license suspension if we are late one day on a fine, naturally

-a condition for a job to get off poggie

-one radiant airport search

-and it took away my fridge that used too much electricity



On the fifth day of Christmas my socialist gov. offered me

a Marxist education with a union bias as the only one they'd ever pay for

-a license suspension for being one day late

-a crappy conditional job offer

-a reverse profile airport search

-and thought my beer fridge was just too much freedom for me



On the sixth day of Christmas our socialist government gave to us

yet another brand new tax, but fluffed it off as protecting the environment

-a rather high-end 'peoples' education

-a license suspension on just the 32nd freakin day

-do not the Anglais pay taxes too

- copped a feel with no appeal

-and took away a great fridge to boot



On the seventh day of Christmas our political leaders said to us

our Nation is no longer one of Christianity

-yet another pseudo environmental tax

-gov education, teacher and your kid makes commie three

- a dozen new traffic fines ( read taxes)

-a let- them- eat- cake, job offer

-and said my fridge used to much electricity



On the eighth day of Christmas our socialist gov. claimed they spoke for all of us

-no longer a Christian Nation

-taxed passed the max with the newest imagined threat

-politically correct(est) valedictorians

- no phones/no smokes/no kids/ no idling/ and especially no left turns



-a forced bilingualism, hey who won the war anyway?

-and took even my fridge because it wasn't correct, politically



On the ninth day of Christmas our socialist gov. gave to us

A human rights commish to do their dirty illegal political work,

-pronounced us a Christian Nation never more

- let us keep 72 cents of our toonies

- welcomed teacher unions in their pockets, especially McGuinty

- threw up police checks everywhere including walking mystery car stoppers

- caved into all hedonist Quebec's extortion

- and of course obsessed with my personal non-commitment to the environment.



On the tenth day of Christmas our socialist government gave to the left-wing establishment

the legal right to kill me and others with, or without our permission

-appointed a team of brainwashed grad kids to do their dirty illegal work

-chose unattainable narcissistic socialist atheism over Christianity

- thought up new ways to tax without ever calling it so

-offered no financial incentives to a number of less expensive educational choice options

- increased traffic ticket police, while crime increases

-proclaimed Quebec a have-not State entitled to even more free money

- paid out billions to foreign countries for windmills for electrical supply for hundreds



On the eleventh day of Christmas our socialist government gave to us public health boards with power exceeding that of elected officials.

- human rights complaints filed against free speech pretty much brought from one person

-not only dropped kicked Christianity up the Lawrence River over John's Harbor and into the Atlantic, but by gov. representative example and in anger badmouthed the Pope i.e 'Catholic', Premier,Dalton McGuinty

-gives tax relief to everyone who doesn't actually work and pay income tax

-has a personal teacher's union mob to cheer them at every campaign stop for returned favors - pays out large sums of federal collected tax money to a pagan Province that continually proclaims that it can't stand to be a Province.

-appointed Governor Generals from the left wing established CBC token newscaster pool

because the national idiot box controllers believe dead guy Tommy Douglas is god, David Suzuki is their jesus and the Toronto Star is the holy spirit of secularism.



On the twelfth day of Christmas our socialist gov. made our religious leaders mute

with the threat of dropping their claim to charitable status (like Jesus would care about those pieces of silver) and ensuring a quicker end to Christianity and the real words to this harmless song,


Paul Gordon